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Welcome to the official site of the Ugly Golf
League of America (UGLA).
Our Mission
The mission of the UGLA is to provide free golf to all - no matter what type of
player they are and no matter what type of weather.
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1. 200 yard drive that landed exactly on the pink golf ball hit just before.
2. First drive off tee, nailed a duck.
3. Later, nailed a bird in a tree.
4. Only player to hit a "hole in one" in the golfer hole in the sand pit on hole 8.
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1. Five in a row hole-in-ones on 8th hole (still going...)
2. Placed cell phone next to ball to chip, and missed ball - and chipped the phone up nicely -- all while a listener
was on the phone.
3. Has a self-induced chiropratic adjustment each time he drives.
4. Has been known to throw his club farther than he hits the ball.
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1. Has a mean hook, has a land names after him, "Richards Graveyard"
2. Only one to use "tees" in the middle of the roughway (alias fairway)
3. Has his own "golf cart" -- but does not provide us with drinks.
4. Has been in the "winner" circle a few times.
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1. There ain't no one who slices and dices like Terry.
2. First one to put a drive into a "bird's nest" in a tree.
3. One his very first UGLA game on 6-18-05: Congrats big guy!!
4. "Shut up Frank" is one of his favorite lines -- right below,
"Billy, that was a h--- of a shot"
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1. Has distance records on most of the holes.
2. Record for most thrown golf clubs.
3. Has two "holes in ones" on the famous, Hole of Tranquility.
4. No one, I mean NO ONE gets lower to hit a golf ball so HIGH, than Sputnik.
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Organization News
We regret that there was not one qualifier
for the Ugly Golf Spring Open due to an unusually good course. To qualify for Ugly Golf, the course must be up
to UGLA standards.
The First Annual 2005 UGLA Summer Open
is coming. This will be our first 18 hole game, with awards and a banquet. Brought to you by Printer Resources and Jakes Diner
of Central Oregon. The date is still being arranged.
To qualify, you must have played at least one game of Ugly Golf. No
fee....always free! Watch for details coming.
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Becoming a Member
No fee...always free. Just show up with three (3) clubs. We provide the rest.
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Questions or comments? Get in touch with us at:
uglygolfers@yahoo.com
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Coming Section: Hall of Fame UGLA Balls
World Headquarters
Mailing Address:
Ugly Golf League of America
PO Box 7775
Bend, Oregon 97708
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